ode
Skullcracking brown force, deliver!
Purify the gene pool
blood floods like a melted ice rink.
No one had an easy time in
high school
so Aili told me this thing from one of her courses (? maybe? or from another source? not sure) but basically it goes like this: if you tell someone about something you’re going to do for self improvement or whatever, before you actually do it, then you get the reward of social approval without…
an inverse corollary to this is you have to avoid talking too much about work in progress lest somebody tell you “you know what would be great would be if you did that thing you’re working on only you did it in a chicken hat” or something like that, and then you feel the air in the tires of your idea escaping so fast you can hear it and then by morning you’re like, well, there you go, seemed like a cool idea but now it’s forever chicken hat
admittedly this is less a general truth than a personal neurosis I should probably address in therapy instead of right here in front of everybody
well, time to finally start p90x and also be that chicken hat i’ve been looking into for a while
THIS IS THE BEST VERSION OF THE NEW SONG
new fav thing
The Zoombinis need to make me a pizza for lunch.
This level scared me as a child
MAKE ME A PIZZAAAAAAA
my favorite threewordphrase relationship comics
It’s missing the one where the girlfriend is in her sweats but otherwise this is a nice collection of my relationship strips
These are literally my favorite part of my favorite thing on the internet, which is threewordphrase.com
a poem i made using snippets of messages i’ve received on OKCupid
Skullcracking brown force, deliver!
Purify the gene pool
blood floods like a melted ice rink.
No one had an easy time in
high school